A little of this, a little of that

Is there anything else you would have wanted to add to your...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:29:44 -0400

Is there anything else you would have wanted to add to your acceptance speech?

moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:29:31 -0400

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

canadianslut: sprays febreze on your attitude

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:30:11 -0400

canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

nighttimers: skynda: OMFG the fact that miley cyrus reblogged...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:29:52 -0400

nighttimers:

skynda:

OMFG

the fact that miley cyrus reblogged this just made my life

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:26:07 -0400

megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:22:21 -0400

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

jackstroubleinatanktop: morristibbs: im laghing so hard at...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:22:02 -0400

jackstroubleinatanktop:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr

“HONEY”“WHAT”“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”“WHAT”“WHERE. ARE. MY....

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:20:29 -0400

“HONEY”

“WHAT”

“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”

“WHAT”

“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”

“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”

“WHAT?!”

“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”

“I NEED THEM”

“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”

“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”

“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”

“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”

“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”

someone online: calls me cute

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:19:42 -0400

someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *surprised*
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
me: *scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*
me: no u

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:34:47 -0400

doncasturd: actually i think the biggest plot twist in one direction is this to this

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:33:24 -0400

doncasturd:

actually i think the biggest plot twist in one direction is this

to this

theblackship: sararye: letswishuponastar: A good friend...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:28:24 -0400

theblackship:

sararye:

letswishuponastar:

A good friend knows when to hold you back.

A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures

lilo is the most badass disney character ever

a-ttitude: worldfallsdown: unicorn-fish: joshishollywood: Th...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:25:59 -0400

a-ttitude:

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:

This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

this is amazing ahahahha

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:25:33 -0400

swivellingbecketts: agentconrad: too soon? #what’s too soon -...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:23:35 -0400

swivellingbecketts:

agentconrad:

too soon?

#what’s too soon - the joke or the proposal

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:22:26 -0400

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

pale-castle: cityrebels: Things I find strangely pretty:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:20:31 -0400

pale-castle:

cityrebels:

Things I find strangely pretty: dust swimming in the afternoon sun.

i’ve been waiting for this gif to pop back up in my dash for forever

definitely one of my favorite gifs

this is so pretty

mosoli: im still laughing at this

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:16:09 -0400

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:15:23 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

twicetheallonsy: makiba: quilted-dreams: makiba: teaandcrumpe...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:26:50 -0400

twicetheallonsy:

makiba:

quilted-dreams:

makiba:

teaandcrumpets:

sakura-memories:

2spooky4myshirt:

maybeokaywillbeouralwayss:

agentmargaretcarters:

apparently i don’t

omg what does that even say?

dubstep

????

Okay so money or something PS or please don’t believe there is a generation d/c? between them and their teen.

What is d/c?

In gaming dc is short for disconnect.

“mnE Ps don’t believe there is a generation disconnection between them and their teen”?

OH!! Many parents(meanie parents?) don’t believe there is a generation disconnection between them and their teen.

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WE DID IT!

good work tumblr