my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold
Maybe I am maybelline
does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.
I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
Donnie Darko (2001) - by Richard Kelly
ppl who think hans was the first disney case of a secretly evil handsome lover clearly don’t remember how paolo betrayed lizzie mcguire
a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird